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MADE IN 'MERICA
Born on the Fourth of July
Favorite band is the Eagles
Thousands of dollars in debt
ONLY IN AMERICA...
will you find such a dynamic individual with so many incredible talents all-in-one for the low, low price of less than 20 dollars...
(F@#K YEAH)
* not guaranteed to live past 40 years of age
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