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STEAK KNIVES
Chop or slice fruits & vegetables
Ward off unwanted intruders
Play drinking games with friends


CUTTING-EDGE OFFER!
Order today and you'll receive this set of Rachel Ray stainless steel steak knives! They're multi-functional and sharp as shit (not unlike the All-In-One ADMAN).






* not guaranteed to live past 40 years of age
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