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STEAK KNIVES

Chop or slice fruits & vegetables

Ward off unwanted intruders
Play drinking games with friends

 

CUTTING-EDGE OFFER!

Order today and you'll receive this set of Rachel Ray stainless steel steak knives! They're multi-functional and sharp as shit (not unlike  the All-In-One ADMAN).

* not guaranteed to live past 40 years of age

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